COMMUNIST PARTY OF APPALACHIA APPLICATION

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The Fall Campaign is Getting Ugly! Here, Moony Claybit uses the forum of the campaign to further her eternal quest to find a man! --->
Former Attorney General Reno Joins The CPA! Folks, this has been a campaign of constant surprises! First, Guv Bob managed to get the Sireens to appear with him along the Appalachian Trail, thus lending him their tacit support. Then Idjit Bob, of the Bull Frog Party, began sneaking around with one of his interns and got shot at by her husband. (Not that this comes as a surprise to those who know the sexy little devil!) And just when it seemed things were about to settle down, ->WHAM!<- here came a scurvy and seditious newcomer -- The Botanical Party of Appalachia -- with it's own "handsome hunk" (according to the gals) named, Paul Mull. It has a dynamite propagandist in the formidable, Ms. Basket Weaver. What could possibly happen next? Who knows. But stay tuned 'cause all "heck far" (as the good Guv says) is gonna break out, for sure!
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