Welcome to the Colorful World of Communism!

Ok...We're not *really* Communists, but (shhhh!) don't tell anybody!

Here you'll see the many manifestations of pseudo-political life on Alt.Appalachian...

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For the Children...Vote CPA! The softer, sweeter face of Appalachian Communism.	Idjit's a GREAT talker... ...just watch out for his PUNCH-line!
We'll Tell You The TRUTH! ...even if we have to lie to do it!	The Ecstatic Vision of St. Guv Bob From a 13th Century Painting by Bobus Governus Maximus, Hisus Honorus, Sirus.
No More Palm Beach Voting Fiascos! Demand your pre-printed, pre-completed ballot!
Phringus after the attempted Assassination Who was that masked man?
More on the other pages... Don't you feel like having a good, old-fashioned Commie belly-laugh? Go ahead! Let 'er roll! See? It feels great to be an Appalachian Communist, doesn't it?