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El Presidenté praises the "far sighted politics" of Guv Bob and Attorney General-nominee, Larry Smith.
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Castro Marches On 
Sings praises of CPA ('though slightly off-key).
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Compassionate Communism at Work 
Give so these children may live happy, productive lives!
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Anti-Religion? No Way! 
Come to the Church of the CPA!
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Power of the Press! -- Power to the People! 
All the news that passes the censor! (Just like usual!)
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We're not about 'hate' anymore! 
"Kiss me, I'm Communist!"
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If you're ready to join us, just visit our "About Us" page and send your six bucks in... 
Welcome to the home of Capitalist Communism!
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