Welcome to the Communist Party of Appalachia!

Discover your own political inclinations...

Do you like to be bossed around? No? Well, do you like to boss other people people around? Yes?
Then you're a Communist!
Do you live anywhere within the borders of that grand and glorious territory known variously as "The Motherland", "Almost Heaven", and "Appalachia"? Yes?
Then you're an Appalachian Communist!
Will you solemnly promise to vote vigorously and frequently for the likes of our Illustrious Founder and Leader, Guv Bob? Yes?
And will you promise to faithfully support our Attorney Generality-nominee, Larry Smith? Yes?
Then, friend, you are MY kind of Appalachian Communist!!
Welcome Comrades and Comradettes!

The Rules...

Here are the rudimentary principles of The Communist Party of Appalachia:

1. Pay your six bucks promptly and often.

2. Check Rule 1.

3. Vote early and often -- every chance you've got -- for our CPA slate of candidates.

4. Go back to Rule 1 and work your way back here.

And you're welcome! :)

Standard Operating Procedure for Posting to Alt.Appalachian

1. Don't take anything in there too seriously...
What we do there is not real life and nobody's died from
it...yet. Remember there's a "passel" of folk who're always
proud to hear from you. Enjoy. Poke a little fun; take a
little ribbing...then go to bed and sleep like a baby.
We'll do it all again, tomorrow.

Oh, and smile! Mom was right, you know. You look much
more attractive that way. :)

After issuing the directive above, The Glorious Central Committee
appended the following instructions from the heretic, Idjit Bob:

2. Change yore underwear -- if'n yew wear any -- daily. Yew never
know when yew might get hit by a coal truck.
(But, then, what did you expect from an Idjit?) :)

Sign and View Guestbook

This is one of our best and most subversive tools for tagging and tracking the CPA's friends and foes...

Guestbook Here...

Reach Out and Touch A Commie (Contact Us...)

This is the link for sending in your "six bucks" to Guv Bob's Eternal Campaign Fund...
If you have complaints send them to the link marked "Complaint Department". (And you keep on lookin' for it if'n you don't see it right off, ok?) :)

"Better Red than..........." (Listen, I'll get back to you on this, ok?) Good Ol' Phringus